Welcome to my website (a.k.a. my attempt at professionalism).

I'm so out of shape, it's like I have the innards of an 80-year-old—so naturally, I became a women's health + wellness writer. No, but seriously.

What I lack in life skills I make up for in credentials: My writing has appeared in magazines like Cosmopolitan, Weight Watchers, and Women's Health, as well as on websites like FitnessMagazine.com, RodalesOrganicLife.com, Self.com, and Shape.com. I'm also a regular contributor to Prevention.com and WomensHealthMag.com.

For the big screen, I write about women who are a smorgasbord of emotional baggage (you know, like me). I'm currently writing my first feature, Hunched, which is slated for completion in 2018.

My short-term goal is to leave women feeling a little more empowered and a little less verklempt.

My long-term goal is to marry an Oscar—the statue, or the grouch.